I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Are we still banned from the library?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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