I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
