Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
