Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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