: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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