Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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