So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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