The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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