That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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