And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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