Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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