I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
