So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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