We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
