I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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