Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
