She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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