her vagine was all disorganized.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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