I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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