I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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