All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So many bounce houses so little time
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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