i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
