this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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