if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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