I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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