Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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