no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Non-Jews are for practice
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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