she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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