butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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