So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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