forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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