I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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