Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Randomize
