pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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