i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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