Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
