Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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