You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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