yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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