you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Let's get the cat blown out
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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