you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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