is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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