You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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