I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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