I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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