Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
