what if I'm pregnant?
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you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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