you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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