After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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