So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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