whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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