I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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