I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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