i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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