Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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