i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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