I wish life had little blips of pornography
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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