do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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