i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
this will be a night to untag.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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